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AH! Capela! – Rockets Rookie Dunks his Way into The Association, Our Hearts

Rockets rookie Clint Capela had maybe not the most auspicious start to his NBA career, going 0-10 over his first six games while putting up a -51.6 net rating, per NBA.com. Which means what he did tonight should reinforce to all of us the unassailable truth at the core of every horror film: it’s never the guy you expect who shows up and just starts murdering dudes:

The above was Capela’s fourth made basket of the evening, and his career. The whole thing feels like when Merry went from comedic foil to boss warrior just in time to murk the Witch King of Angmar, except instead of a hobbit he’s a 240-pound Swiss NBA player with a -22.45 PER. Also there’s no one on the Raptors who is as terrifying as a Nazgûl, but you can probably find a way to enjoy these dunks anyway:

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